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 Thursday, October 20, 2016

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The Post Tortoise

The Post Tortoise

Examining a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic turned to Trump and his role as GOP Nominee for President. The farmer said, “Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'.'' 

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was. The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise."  The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Ah Scotland!  Their responses to Trump's visit to his golf course:


Then, of course, the U.S. presidential candidate chimed in on Brexit:

Herr Drumpf Arrives 

Funny thing about that tweet is that Scotland voted overwhelmingly to stay in the EU.  Check these responses to Herr Drumpf!



Presenting to you, in no specific order, some of the top insults people had for Trump on Twitter:





“Toupéd fucktrumpet”

Touped Fucktrumpet

“Weaselheaded fucknugget”




[Definition: A stupid and incompetent person.]



[Definition: A Scot and Irish word for idiot]

“Bloviating flesh bag”

Bloviating Flesh Bag

“Clueless numpty”

Clueless numpty

“Mangled apricot hellbeast”

Mangles Apricot Hellbeast

To sum up this fiasco:

Delete golf course

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