Examining a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic turned to Trump and his role as GOP Nominee for President. The farmer said, “Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'.'' 

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was. The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise."  The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Ah Scotland!  Their responses to Trump's visit to his golf course:

Then, of course, the U.S. presidential candidate chimed in on Brexit:

Funny thing about that tweet is that Scotland voted overwhelmingly to stay in the EU.  Check these responses to Herr Drumpf!

“Toupéd fucktrumpet”

“Weaselheaded fucknugget”

“Gobshite”

[Definition: A stupid and incompetent person.]

Eejit

[Definition: A Scot and Irish word for idiot]

“Bloviating flesh bag”

“Clueless numpty”

“Mangled apricot hellbeast”

To sum up this fiasco: